Torrie Dee

Bar Manager/PR & Promotions

Torri is a government politician by day who enjoys binge-watching boxed sets, theater and painting. She always wears woolly clothes. She is hiding a terrible secret concerning something she has hidden in her suitcase.

Hannah Hamilton

Bartender

A sarcastic woman from India is obsessed with films. She always wears red trousers. She strongly dislikes kangaroos and always carries multiple sandwiches with her.

Chancey Dunn

Bartender

Chancey is an inspiring geography student who finds it hard to stay out of jail. He usually wears body armour. He strongly dislikes anteaters. He must use his talent for acting to heal the people around him before he can work on his own problems.

Cole Vernon

Bartender

A dishy computer science student from Philadelphia is obsessed with dance music. He usually wears a brown dress. On Thursdays, he likes to count his money.

Joey Trujillo

Sound Engineer

Joey is an admired man from Eastern Europe who can only swim when facing north. People often compare him to an admired mountain. His biggest fear is being killed by a vampire. He is striving to redeem himself after saying a rude word on social media.

Andy Treacy

Door/Security/Barback

Andy is a well-loved pianist who finds it hard to put himself in other people’s shoes. People often compare him to a wild animal. His biggest fear is his friends discovering that he can’t speak. He is particularly interested in listening to the sound of the sea.

Shane Nonay

Door/Security/Barback

Shane is a grumpy man from Liverpool who can only read after he has eaten carrots. He always carries a walking stick. He has to save the world from rising sea levels.

Bailey Vince

Cook/Barback/Drum Circle Host

Bailey is a bossy lawyer who is addicted to video games. He looks approachable. He comes from a heavily religious family. On Fridays, he likes to kill bad guys.

Mark 'Puker' Spindler

Open Jam Host

Mark is an inquiring man from the moon who can only see when facing north. People often compare him to an inquiring clock. On Wednesdays, he likes to go to the zoo.

Josh Fabian

Owner

A law-abiding postal worker from America is obsessed with envelopes. He always wears skimpy clothes. His top quality is that he is particularly chatty. He has been wrongly accused of stealing an ice cream.

Paul Arbogast

Owner

A modest man from Australia who can only laugh when he is upside down. His biggest fear is being killed by a postal worker. His purpose in life is to get home.
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