Hannah Hamilton

Bartender

A sarcastic woman from India is obsessed with films. She always wears red trousers. She strongly dislikes kangaroos and always carries multiple sandwiches with her.

Shane Nonay

Door/Bartender

Shane is a grumpy man from Liverpool who can only read after he has eaten carrots. He always carries a walking stick. He has to save the world from rising sea levels.

Cole Vernon

Bartender

A dishy computer science student from Philadelphia is obsessed with dance music. He usually wears a brown dress. On Thursdays, he likes to count his money.

Joey Trujillo

Sound Engineer

Joey is an admired man from Eastern Europe who can only swim when facing north. People often compare him to an admired mountain. His biggest fear is being killed by a vampire. He is striving to redeem himself after saying a rude word on social media.

Josh Fabian

Owner

A law-abiding postal worker from America is obsessed with envelopes. He always wears skimpy clothes. His top quality is that he is particularly chatty. He has been wrongly accused of stealing an ice cream.

Paul Arbogast

Owner

A modest man from Australia who can only laugh when he is upside down. His biggest fear is being killed by a postal worker. His purpose in life is to get home.
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